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little green footballs 

A place where Orthodox Jews and Evangelical Christians put aside their differences and come together in their shared hate for Muslims.

But why try to define LGF? Let the regulars speak for themselves (all comments from LGF regarding the tsunami disaster):

piglet (1338 posts)
12/26/2004 07:02PM PST
Am I the only one wondering how many muslim women drowned in these waters because they were wearing islamic dress and were weighed down by their clothes?

garnier (242 posts)
12/26/2004 07:08PM PST
why would allah kill a bunch of righteous Muslims, when he could have just as easily sent a tidal wave to kills the infidels living in the great satan?

mglazer (298 posts)
1/7/2005 11:20AM PST
I think it WAS punishment for having Sharia law!~
Indonesia is the largest muslim country with 1 billion people.

hans ze beeman (65 posts)
1/7/2005 11:29AM PST
Question to Allah: why did the tsunami not hit the infidels in the US and Europe who are further away from Sharia than Indonesia's inhabitants? Why did Allah some time ago send an Earthquake to Bam, Iran and to Izmir, Turkey when there live Muslims? Is Allah not feeling well recently?

Albertadude (179 posts)
1/7/2005 11:34AM PST
As a Christian I am torn as to whether we really should be helping these peoples of Aceh?

pointed stick (103 posts)
1/7/2005 11:36AM PST
Am I the only one who is really conflicted over sending any money to muslimville? I think what happened is terrible but then isn't sending them money a bit counter-productive to our interests?!


To recap: South Asia deserved the tsunami because of its Muslim population. If one is Christian, one must help relieve the suffering of your fellow man if that fellow man is Muslim.
Come to LGF to see compassionate conservatism in action.
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A nasty fat girl that will suck your dick for nothing, she is ugly and has big tits but a nasty pussy lives in a shitty house and fucks her best friends boyfriend
A1:hey man you see that rebekah green over there
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bleed green 

It means you're Irish!
1. I'm so Irish I bleed green.
2. On St. Paddy's day every American's blood runs a little green.
bleed green by KatieAnnie June 11, 2006

little green footballs 

Political and whimsical, influential and controversial blog entirely designed and run by Charles Johnson. Famously flipped from center-right to center-left in the aftermath of the 2008 US elections, alienating many of its traditional readers and allies either in an attempt to maintain a rational, centrist outlook or else to remain patriotic and loyal to whichever party holds office.
I made a few death threats and my account got deleted, but I just read a comment by someone who thinks women should be able to abort their rape pregnancies, an actual child-killer, and his account is still there! Little Green Footballs sure ain't what I thought it was, I'm going back to NASCAR and the KKK.
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Soylent Green 

Playing on the "harvesting humans" idea from the 1973 movie, the term "Soylent Green" has emerged as a derogatory term in today's political issues of embryonic stem cell research and frozen embryos.
"Yeah... he had soylent green therapy after the accident."

"Mamma's got her Soylent Green on ice."
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"were'd u get all that pot!!!"
"docta green thumb grew it."
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When doing a girl from behind and you pull out and there is a green Ready-Whip like substance on your penis.
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