Government Issued Jetski

A bureaucratic prostitute. Most often visited whilst on vacation at your mother in-law’s house.

I’ve really got to get away from this woman and spend some time doing a bunch of paper work before coitus with this government issued jetski. Jay is gay.

by Voxicles May 23, 2023

Skill Issue

When you absolutely suck at a game you have no skill or skill issue. You can also have skill issue in sports.

Bro has massive skill issue, he can’t even make a shot.

by Chaos_Luke March 1, 2024

Skill Issue

When you have no other leverage in an argument about your own wrong-doing but you do have something to pull out of your ass

"Bro I just beat you in a fight and you ban me, admin abuser"

"Skill Issue"

by FuegoEggo March 3, 2023

Skill Issue

1. When someone complains to you and it’s not your fault

2. When you see someone struggling with something, that’s their skill issue

1. “So can you go to the party on Saturday?”
“Nah sorry I can’t, my mom grounded me”
“Skill issue”

2. *Struggling to draw a circle*
“Skill issue”

“Really???”

by ItsJust.Me May 20, 2023

more issues than tissues

People who love telling you all thier problems. Drama queens and kings. People to avoid. Energy suckers.

Nigel has more issues than tissues

by auzkiwi July 13, 2016

attention issues

someone who is left alone and wants to be around you and wants you to pay attention to them

i want you to play with me i have attention issues

by javoir November 23, 2023

Vegas kid issues

When a kid's parents spend all their money gambling so don't have any money to spend on their kid

"That kid never goes anywhere or has any money"
"Yeah, talk about Vegas kid issues"

by Terranovator December 28, 2022