Soak a Deer 

Certain curse words are prohibited from being said on TV or other mediums and are often censored. Often if the phrases "God damn it", "Suck a dick" or"Ass hole" are used, the words God, Suck, and hole"will be censored, rather than damn, dick, or hole. This seems pretty dumb, but there is actual reasoning behind it. Anyhow, if someone utters the phrase "Suck a Dick" and both Suck and Dick are censored, it should be assumed that they did not say "Suck a Dick" but "Soak a Deer" The term is used interchangeably with "Suck a Dick", but should be used when trying not to curse, maybe around smaller children.

Jim: Hey, Bill, you're a real cuck!
Bill: You know what, Jim? You can just go soak a deer!

Soak a Deer by Farqunglu March 20, 2017

Let the deer say the grass is blue

Let others hold onto their mistaken and absurd beliefs—arguing with them is unnecessary and pointless.

When he kept insisting the Earth is flat, I just smiled and walked away. Let the deer say the grass is blue.

Let the deer say the grass is blue by Madhushree May 12, 2025

Turn the Opaque Deer Clear!

A phrase commented under tweets to make the opaque clear blocking the tweet. (usually Elon Musk’s) As more people comment it, the opaque deer becomes slightly more clear until it is gone.

Elon’s Tweet: “Amazing that Ozempic is actually affecting @Walmart food sales! While no drug is without side effects, health problems associated with obesity almost certainly exceed the risks of GLP-1 agonists.”
Opaque Deer: Blocking the Tweet
ScoobyDoo69: “Turn the opaque deer clear!”
Jim Minion: “Turn the opaque deer clear!”

Turn the Opaque Deer Clear! by SillyGuy89_ February 18, 2026

Deerek 

Dereek is undeniably a skid (looks well said). His mannerisms and language are often cooked, exaggerated, and quite unreal. He is obsessed with all things ketchup and poutine-related and can often be seen downing copious amounts of both, much to the amusement of his fellow CC members. However, it is clear that Dereek is not the alpha of his group as his cousin, Icy, can out-drink him effortlessly and is often the first to reach for a smoke. In terms of physical strength, Icy also surpasses Dereek as he is able to lift more weights at the gym, and even managed to beat him in the wilderness in a 1v1 battle. Though Dereek's skid tendencies are evident in most Runescape players, his inability to outshine his cousin Icy will be spoken about for years to come.

Deerek 'You are the king of drinking'
Icy 'Well said'

Deerek by Sparc Mac Community May 23, 2023

Deergasm 

When you pretend to be a deer and start getting a legit orgasm

“Yeah I checked on this stream and the degenerate had a deergasm”

Deergasm by Reddit moment May 20, 2020

Deery 

Bullshit or trash. bourbon county high made this word up

That kid mark looks deery as fuck bruh with those brown shoes I heard he got so drunk he went gay for a minute

Deery by Bourbontown May 14, 2016

Deerstracted Driving 

Dangerous and imprudent driving as a result of inattentiveness caused by scanning passing fields for wild game.

"Barry put his pick-up in the ditch after missing the curve during a deerstracted driving event. The bill from the body shop will cost him many bucks and quite a bit of doe."

Deerstracted Driving by Angry Wound November 13, 2019