Fat Second

a term used to describe not seeing someone for 3 months. As seen in new york state when someone is in possession of 25 g to 2 oz of marijuana, they are sentenced to three months in jail. Typically occuring so often, it feels more like a fat second rather than the three months.

"Yo I haven't seen you in a long time, where have you been?"

"It hasn't been that long. I got caught riding dirty with 2 oz. and got put away for like a fat second."

by hayhayandgraham July 15, 2009

59 seconds

something that won't take more than a minute.

" Oh you wanna shoot the heady? Gimme my 59 seconds."

by D-black July 24, 2007

One second

n.

An unstandardized unit of measurement commonly used to describe a period of five or more minutes.

In the public restrooms
Guy#1: Hurry up asshole, I ain't got all day!
Guy#2: Just one second, goddamnit, I'm almost done!
(20 minutes later Guy#2 leaves)

by Wunt sum sawwwce? August 8, 2014

second floor

A din of iniquity, where people consume alcohol, booze, hooch, beer, vodka, and illicit substances.

The second floor's motto is: "There's no I in drunk!".

by Bagwell December 13, 2003

12 seconder

when someone shoots their load within 12 seconds during their blow job virginity

Bethany: i didn't realise you were a 12 seconder mike
Mike: (cries)
Harry: ahh you 12 seconder

by sash haz jack x2 November 9, 2011

fleshlight seconds

fleshlight seconds is what a your masturbation buddy gets when he fucks your fleshlight after you've just had a cumgasm in it

My academy roomie always wants fleshlight seconds after I masturbate with it!

by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020

second base

when u put ur hand down the shirt of ur lover and feel/squeeze their boob. or put ur hand down their pants and feel their vagina or dick, u can even give a hand job, or finger them. anything to make them kinky.

nick and i have been going out for 3 months and last night we got to second base. after dinner he walked me back to my place i let him in and showed him my bed room, we started kissing, and it got very intimate and steamy. we started to french kiss which is first base and then i took off my shirt and let him feel and kiss my breasts. i ripped of his shirt with my teeth and kissed his abs and licked evey single inch oh his chest starting with his neck, and gave him a hickey. it got steamy again and i cud feel him reach into my pants, i said i wasent ready for that, and he respected that, so we just felt eachother on top. but he said that he wudnt mind if i felt him up, so i did. and man did he have a stiffy. i didnt want him to go so we just dry humped, but man was it great. i also gave him a blowjob for coming back to my place

by i<3dickss August 22, 2011