shart net

The thin layer of fabric providing a gentle resting ground for any escaped product of the ane, and protecting a seemingly sexy girl who likes to go commando with a last defense from an otherwise very embarrassing situation.

Girl1: I cant believe you ate all that chili tonight before you came to the club!

Girl2: OMG I know! And when I got low with that really cute guy just now on the dance floor I totally sharted!

Girl1: Oh. My. God. Shuuut. Up!

Girl2: I know! Fortunately I was wearing my shart net. I'll just commando for the rest of the night...he'll never know!

Girl1: You are sooo funny!

by GR-44 September 22, 2015

shart

a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart (blend of "shit" and "fart")

I sharted at the party last night and
went home pronto to change my clothes.

by Foof March 27, 2003

Sarthak

Best person to meet and the cuttest and the hottest guy in the world

I love this boy this is so sarthak

by Google official January 27, 2018

Started from the bottom

Growing up through life without much help and making it work for you through a lot of struggles. Typically from a poor family.

So glad I have all of this today man...Started from the bottom and now i'm here.

by Thunder Life April 21, 2017

Startaefish

A food so good, you would eat it when you're starving.

Wow, that grilled chicken is startaefish!

Have you tried the tacos?

Not yet, but I'm sure they will also be startaefish.

by Amog Us in real life May 5, 2021

Shart Tea

Shart Tea is made by aquiring freshly sharted panties from your desired female and using the contents to brew your Shart Tea. Some folks lay the gusset of the panties, isolating said shart, over the desired receptical using previously boiled water to pour through the shart. Steep to desired strength.

Bro 1: Dude would you drink her Shart Tea?
Bro 2: uh, yeah dude

by Merlin Cherry January 10, 2017

sartorial flatulence

Farting while dressed to the nines.

To watch her move down the catwalk in that most glorious manner somehow makes her loud but sartorial flatulence entirely benign.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2020