Pooning

(Verb) The act of absolutely doming someone in the head with a Harpoon.

"I Just absolutely Pooned that shitter!"
"I got so many kills pooning on PF yesterday, they call me the Poonmaster"

by The Poonmaster September 14, 2025

Pooning

To defecate whilst mooning.

Jack and I was out last night pooning at all the girls that walked past.

by WMAS Big T May 24, 2025

pooling

1. (verb) To scroll so long your brain seems to leak out through your ears and lay in a damp pool around you.

2. (noun) pooler

Tone is usually self-depricating or mildly derogatory.

1. Guys I'm pooling right now.
1. He's been pooling for hours...one of us should say something, right?
1. Stop pooling you need to lock-in!

2. He's actually such a pooler.

by Squid_girl2 June 3, 2025

Pooling

1. (Verb) Scrolling on a device so frequently and persistently that you seem almost like a zombie and a mushy pool of your brain may as well have formed around your head

2. (Noun) Someone who pools

1. Oh they're pooling so much today
1. I definitely pooled yesterday

2. I am such a pooler
2. She's definitely going to be a pooler

by AtlasKiwi June 3, 2025

Poonding

When you put your hands into a cup and proceed to diarrhea, then drink it almost like you are drinking out of a river.

Typically I enjoy Poonding after Taco Bell.

by Truth USA June 6, 2025

Pooping presidential

When you a take a shit that is so robust that it takes more than three flushes to get down the drain. A deferential reference to Donald Trumps lament that you need to flush more than once.

In the men's room at work -

Bob - I thought that the toilet was broken when I heard it flush three times in a row

Bill - Toilet is fine. I was pooping presidential.

by jfburke619 June 12, 2025

pooling out

1. Freaking out but way lower energy, slowly descending into madness.

2. When it's really hot and you're melting.

Katia: What's wrong, man??
Sas: I'm pooling out

by karton a June 28, 2025