pooling

1. (verb) To scroll so long your brain seems to leak out through your ears and lay in a damp pool around you.

2. (noun) pooler

Tone is usually self-depricating or mildly derogatory.
1. Guys I'm pooling right now.
1. He's been pooling for hours...one of us should say something, right?
1. Stop pooling you need to lock-in!

2. He's actually such a pooler.
by Squid_girl2 June 03, 2025
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pool

(verb) to scroll on a device very long, causing your mind to drip into a metaphorical puddle around you
1. God she's been pooling for hours now
2. I pooled until my fingers went numb
by Squid_girl2 June 03, 2025
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