Mountain Dushbag

When a dude says he drinks a lot of Mountain Dew and his cum is sterile and dead but when he fucks you and gets you pregnant

He is a mountain dushbag

by Fuckyoucunt! January 22, 2022

Mountain cash

(noun) another word for toilet paper. Primarily used in remote mountainous areas or while camping.
Origin: Oregon, USA

Dude, where the mountain cash, I gotta take a dump.

by emcii December 9, 2008

Milky Mountain

The popular drink mix of Mountain Dew and whole milk

Hey brah hit me up with another one of those Milky Mountains.

by Bobodacious March 14, 2018

mountain gorilla

a cute huggable gently giant

i want to see a mountain gorilla

by big Zebop November 13, 2020

Mountain Monsters

The coolest show on cable, they chase after shit like Bigfoot and try to catch them

Jim: wanna go watch mountain monsters?
Tom: hell yeah

by Hdijdbdbdndnndnd May 4, 2022

Mountain Breather

People who live in N.H. or M.E. mostly lumber-jackers, or hill-billies. Mountain beathers can't afford good dental services, and have to drive three hours on dirt roads to get to their destination. Nobody comes to visit them, because nobody can find them, way up high in the mountians. Mountain breathers, are enviormental and ride tractors and go hunting for their food.

Ex: a mountain breather is someone with overalls and suspenders. Someone who doesn't know a thing about political statuses.

by Hill-Billy-Bart April 19, 2012

Mountain Dewya

Instead of the drink Mountain dew. Its a word meaning " Mount and do ya (Sex)

"Hey Rachel, I totally wanna Mountain Dewya."

by Atha March 18, 2010