Handle-Ears

Handle-Ears are ears that are so big you could hold on to them for stability whilst completing tasks such as receiving a boost over a fence, or riding during sex.

This is caused by an anomaly during conceiving the child.

I couldn't gain stability whilst I was riding Kyle, so I just held on to his Handle-Ears instead!

by Half-Nut May 7, 2020

AirPod ear

A form of cauliflower ear, but instead it’s caused by sleeping on your side with AirPods in, which exerts pressure on the external auditory meatus and can cause painful swelling. Can also be caused by simply wearing AirPods in for ungodly amounts of time. Despite the pain, most victims still keep on wearing their AirPods. All attempts by others to get the victims to reduce their AirPod use usually prove futile.

Clementine: Jezis Chroist m8, wots tha nahsty swellin in ya eh-oh

Danny Drinkwater: oh it’s nuffin reallay, just a bit of AirPod ear

by Shattered heavens June 11, 2020

spock ear

When someone has (a) pointed ear(s), like spock.

If you look at James from his right, you'll see his spock ear.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Ear Rape

A sound so loud and/or annoying that it penetrates your ear drums.
It may either be resolved or useless with hearing protection.
Commonly experienced by concert and party goers and spacegeeks.

Ben: I can't believe my sister went with her friends to see Taylor Shit on tour.
Gregory: I know, right?
Ben: I can't imagine how she felt.
Gregory: She said it was ear rape.
Ben Oh my god.

by gregben June 7, 2023

Moose Ears

1. A person who will come up to you at dances and decide that he thinks he can grind. So they rub their fat against lots of terrified girl's ass'. Even after the female makes numerous excuses to get away, he refuses to let go. It is much like butt rape of a different sort.

2. When females need to warn eachother about the approach of moose ears they can put their thumbs to their temples and wave their fingers around in a frenzied warning. These resemble moose antlers.

(:

MOLLY MOOSE EARS IS COMING.

*does finger flappy thing*

RUUUN AWAY !

by isscaredofmoose May 8, 2009

Ear Rape

When someone plays the band nickelback

Dude, turn that off! Nickelback just totally ear raped me!

by Audreeyyyyyyyyyyy July 28, 2011

Ear Bangs

The shorter hairs in front of the ears that don't get pulled back into a ponytail, but instead are tucked behind the ears. Often, these hairs do not grow longer than a few inches and remain ear bangs throughout a person's life.

"Not all of my hair will go back into a ponytail, so I'm left in ear bangs to tuck"

by Marigold77 February 21, 2009