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When you're recieving oral sex, you deposit your load in the girls eyes, causing her to walk around with her arms out scrambling for a towel, looking like a zombie.
Last night was great, I gave Lisa a zombie, and she ran into a wall.
by czech March 4, 2004
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zombify-me

statement by oneself to oneself announcing that you are about to undertake intense self intoxication;

stumbling upon a situation which involves extreme tedium or horror and responding with the remark similiar in meaning to "Oh please someone just sedate me already!";
As I entered the kitchen I saw him reach for the bottle of Green Chartreuse and pour a large shot, and before sculling it down he screamed in a drawn-out disturbing manner, " z o m - b i f - f y - m e !" (zombify-me);

Zack paused 'Dawn of the Dead' before poring his sixth triple shot Wild Turkey, and just as he was about to take a large gulp, just barely managed to groan "Zombify-me";
by Zack Bathory January 16, 2008
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zombie shredder

An undead person who shreds on the guitar like no other. Have been known to eat your face while melting it with tasty riffs.
Mike: "Oh Shit a zombie shredder! He's Come to melt our faces then eat them!!!"
Ben: "Oh God MY FACE!!"
by b3n890 November 12, 2009
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Zombie Drunk

To be intoxicated to the point of using no real words, but just grunts and pointing to tell somebody something. Also involves being intoxicated to the point of not having your eyes completely open.

Tendencies include walking up to a conversation not involved in, listening for a few minutes without input, then walking away.
Dude, Adam was totally zombie drunk last night.

No shit man. He walked up to me and Jason and stood there, listening for to our conversation for like five minutes with his eyes closed. Then he just walked away!
by awkward_646 May 11, 2010
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Zombie Box

Slang word (Probably Australian) for TV. Based on the fact that TV is well known for rotting watcher's brains.
Justin Beiber! Whats your ugly mug doing on me Zombie Box???
by Dr.Kiwi May 20, 2011
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Zombicorns

A zombie apocalypse novella written by award winning author John Green, published under a creative commons license.
Zombicorns: because corn will eventually turn all of us into Zombies.
by Nerdfightaria October 29, 2011
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Zomboni

A Zamboni for zombies. Zombies usually ride it because it is hard to destroy, and it is a lot easier to get around from house to house eating brains. Also because they think it looks bad-ass.
Look at that Zomboni over there! Oh wait... It's coming towards me...
by iguy2002 April 16, 2013
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