Brown Willie

The act of moistening one's finger with one's own poop by inserting it in the rectum. Then inserting said finger into another's ear canal.

Hey, why give a wet willie when you can do a brown willie instead? It lasts longer.

by Sticka June 9, 2009

Lily willy

The most amazing person in the world, she makes everything better :)

Person: Hi Lily willy, you’re the best.

by jaffarrrrrrrrr May 20, 2018

Cousin Willie

A name for a pervert or pedophile, usually an old man.

"Oh my god Cousin Willie is staring at me guys"
Pervert: pedo perv paedo

by ThundieProxy September 12, 2015

Willy tickler

A female who likes to "string someone on" meaning she acts as though she would fuck the male, blow the male or even date the male when really she is not interested. See also 'cock tease'.

example 1:
Female: i would love to go see a movie with you babe
Male: are you tickling my willy?

example 2:
Male1: Dude Aimee said she'd meet me and come back to mine
Male2:Come on man you know what she's like! Such a willy tickler.

by BennKay October 12, 2009

The Willie Bobo

Dick, penis or Johnson

I was in a dark corner of the strip club and when no one was looking the stripper started sucking the The Willie Bobo.

by Road hustler September 6, 2022

Willy Lonka

A Willy Lonka is the Black African who has been liberated from his shackles and totally forgotten his dark past. He now works as a farmer of chocolate plants.

Person 1: Hey is that a Willy Lonka?

Person 2: Think so...

Person 3: He's growin the big chocolate. Bigger than Willy himself.

Person 1 (again) : Jeez he's lookin pretty happy deez days. He's the new Willy Wonka!

Willy Lonka is a new liberated black man. He's making chocolate better than that English cnt. We're proud that chocolate is being made by people who really understand its complexities. Willy Lonka is the new Willy Wonka.

by Jack Herrer January 16, 2019

willy tango

Using a variant of police radio language where users identify letters by a prominent word, to refer to white trash, or, poor/working class Caucasians that portray simplistic, conservative values towards authority and/or wealth. Also whiskey tango.

Check out that willy tango handing the gas station attendant a handful of nickels to buy gas for his '81 Silverado.

by bcmst11 March 27, 2007