Ghost Traffic

When you're driving slowly through traffic and then it suddenly clears up, no crash, no event, the traffic just starts mysteriously moving again.

I was late stuck in ghost traffic on the Hwy 17

by Deric Horn June 18, 2016

Truffle Butter

When you pull your dick out of her asshole and put it in her vagina. The tan around the pussy is called truffle butter. ie poo mixed with cum is the truffle butter

Poo mixed with cum = truffle butter

by Hana the banana January 31, 2015

Traffic Jam

When you you take an orange parking cone, and ram it deep into a girl's pussy (small end first), making the walls of her cunt begin to rip and bleed. Then you put your asshole to the open side of it, and unleash a blast of diarrhea into it, filling it half way. After that, you take a piss into the stretched, diarrhea filled vagina, and stir it around with your dick till it is thoroughly mixed. If, at this point, you happen to have a spoon, you proceed to feed the girl the smelly Poo Stew you created.

That bitch wouldn't stop crying after I gave her a Traffic Jam.

by CreamyCummy July 6, 2011

truffleshaker

an attractive sexual partner whose good in bed in multiple ways

"So youre dating Susie?"
"Yeah, she's one truffleshaker!"
"Oh my girlfriend blows in bed"

by xxx123xxx January 30, 2007

Truffle Honey

That sweet tasting booty juice one enjoys on the palate when eating out someone’s ass.

Rachel’s truffle honey is the sweetest. Imma eat that ass as soon as I get home.

Her truffle honey is at its peak of sweetness right after her workouts.

She squatted over my face and I engorged in her truffle honey like Pooh Bear.

by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018

Shuffle Truffle

A large person either a guy or a girl lift up thier shirt and either do a little shimmy or a jiggle, the result is a copious amounts of laughter from the receiving end, because the person doing it is pretty fat, and resembles a shaking jello like substance.

Fat man- (cheering)
Dude #1- "wow he looks like the fat guy from subway"
Dude #2- "yeah he's really pulling off a good Shuffle Truffle"
(Both laugh there asses off)

by jewhater 45 March 13, 2009

Bell Truffles

Fecal excrement on the bell end of the male penis after having anal sex.

Sandy likes rough anal but she leaves you with some pretty ripe bell truffles.

Turn on the light so I can clean up these bell truffles.

You might want to wipe off the bell truffles before you slob my knob.

by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2017