shmol

small, but smaller

"I am shmol."

by theworldofurbanwords December 8, 2024

Shmoogl

a synonym for G.o.a.ted, meaning "greatest of all time" and also meaning someone whose good at DayZ.

"Wow, shmoogl much?

"You're such a shmoogl!"

by shmoogl toogl January 2, 2025

Shmoo

A shmoo is when University of Bristol students go for a poo in the Arts and Social Sciences building at the same time and hold hands under the stall. So named after the Shmoo Milkshake machine that has forever been out of order.

Do you want to go for a shmoo after the club?

by Cootina April 23, 2025

Shmogladite

King of smegma, the one who rules all those who are and have smegma

Greetings, my Shmogladite. Akin to greetings, my liege

by JackOffJones June 3, 2025

Shmoobing

Loitering around or otherwise doing nothing usefull

STOP SHMOOBING AROUND YOU IDIOT BE USEFULL

by TastaturKaempfer July 12, 2025

Shmoilet

An entitled child that tends to behave like the world revolves around themselves.

"My brother is being a shmoilet and will not stop asking for v bucks"

by Tori Anthony July 29, 2025

Shmooks

A very hot chick

Damn look at those shmooks.

by Shmook lover January 8, 2026