schlonged

What Hillary Clinton got

Donald Trump: Hillary Clinton got schlonged!

by burstingspace April 4, 2016

schlong

a very very long penis compared to a schledium or a schlort

Janie's boyfriend, Jimmy, has a fricken schlong.

by hk:: July 25, 2008

schmang

dried spooge! otherwise known as crusty cum

I spoooged in my bed last night and woke up with schmang on my ear

by Brian October 5, 2004

Schlong Swingin

When in school, you pull out your wang and show it to the teacher.

On "Jay Dog's" referrel I wrot he had his shlong swingin.

by Hot Carl S May 15, 2005

schmog

1) Something you say when there is a long silence in a room or if nothing is going on.

2) Something you say when you can't think of a word. Much like thingamajig.

1) (long silence) Schmog.

2) Damn look at that schmog over there.

by NigMcNig January 18, 2009

Schlongfiddler

Someone who gets too into it during role play and jack the guy's penis off until their weenus aches. Schlongfiddler was first used around the late 1800s when someone noticed a violinist playing the violin. The violinist got so engulfed into the music that his weenus ached from the long and short strokes.

The Fiddler on the Roof on the roof is a very good Schlongfiddler because of all the practice he gets playing the violin.

by H8terhatesU June 7, 2011

Shrek Schlong

When a girl sucks on your dick for so long it turns green

Stupid whore gave me a shrek schlong again so I slapped her in the face

by Big Hoss Harry May 8, 2019