ulysses salamander

a weird kid who is a fortnite try hard and they have no friends

Ulysses salamander "i have crippling depression "

by qasxcvghjuhgfdsasdcfvghj December 17, 2018

sideways salamander

When your partner is naked, getting ready to get in the shower and you ask her to pick something up off the ground...then you stick it in her ass and pin her against the wall.

Hey Chris...did you hear Charlie beat Curts ass because he slipped her the ole Sideways Salamander?

by LegendaryCurt December 20, 2019

Pink salmon

When a man medically becomes a women. This is done by a medical doctor turning the penis into a vagina.

Bobbies pink salmon came out really nice. “Ricky really liked being inside bobbies pink salmon”.

by Thanksgiving sandwich May 30, 2021

slice that salmon

1. To partake in seducing for sex
2. Slang term for teaching sex
3. New york slang for nasty, dirty sex that you will deffinatly need a shower afterwards

Yeah bro, she soooo slice(d) that salmon
I'll teach you how to slice that salmon
Slice that salmon ( in barry white voice)

by vejohombre April 27, 2011

Double handed salmon rod

A sexual technique, used among fishermen, to describe getting jerked off by 2 girls whilst aiming to shoot your load overboard.
(you're supposed to be on a boat to get a doublehanded salmon rod)

Hey Joe, ever since I got that penis enlargement I've gotten so many double handed salmon rods my penis is burning.

by Fishemanjack June 21, 2012

slippery salamander

Using harley grease as lube for a rough night with a hairy biker.

when a boy by the name of michael takes harley grease and applies it to his salamander (penis) and proceeds to stick it in hells angels sweaty/hairy asshole, he is performing the slippery salamander.

by mikeshithole August 5, 2007

salomon

Special type of undergarment, used only for placement inside the genitalia.

Well, that's a nice Salomon you've got on!

by andreina pancho June 18, 2008