Definitions by LegendaryCurt

HAITIAN STIR FRY 

When you are getting roughed up and it ends with a splintering mop handle being inserted...anally.

When I'm done beating your ass, you can look forward to a nice Haitian Stir Fry you bitch ass ho!

HAITIAN STIR FRY by LegendaryCurt October 18, 2020

sideways salamander 

When your partner is naked, getting ready to get in the shower and you ask her to pick something up off the ground...then you stick it in her ass and pin her against the wall.

Hey Chris...did you hear Charlie beat Curts ass because he slipped her the ole Sideways Salamander?

sideways salamander by LegendaryCurt December 20, 2019

Detroit Bunker Buster 

When two guys are going to DP (Double penetrate) a girl, but at the last second they both go in her ass at the same time.

Hey man, she wants a DP...let's surprise her with a nice saucy Detroit Bunker Buster.

Detroit Bunker Buster by LegendaryCurt November 24, 2017