a cross between a rat, a fink, and a mouse. This is an odd animal only found in seclusive arounds in western egypt. It evolved quite a bit ago when a natural formation of toxic chemicals spilled on to a fink colony in the ground. The smell atracked rats all over the world to partake in the delicious meal. The finks, only half dead at this time, were consumed by the rats and were absorbed into the rats' DNA due to the nuclear contents of the fink. This disaster was the end to Finks, but the birth of ratfinks. However, this disaster made the rats shun the ratfinks because they were different.
A: Look, a ratfink!
B: What's a ratfink?
A: sigh, a ratfink is a cross between a rat, a fink, and a mouse. This is an odd animal only found in seclusive arounds in western egypt. It evolved quite a bit ago when a natural formation of toxic chemicals spilled on to a fink colony in the ground. The smell atracked rats all over the world to partake in the delicious meal. The finks, only half dead at this time, were consumed by the rats and were absorbed into the rats' DNA due to the nuclear contents of the fink. This disaster was the end to Finks, but the birth of ratfinks. However, this disaster made the rats shun the ratfinks because they were different.
B: I really dont care
B: What's a ratfink?
A: sigh, a ratfink is a cross between a rat, a fink, and a mouse. This is an odd animal only found in seclusive arounds in western egypt. It evolved quite a bit ago when a natural formation of toxic chemicals spilled on to a fink colony in the ground. The smell atracked rats all over the world to partake in the delicious meal. The finks, only half dead at this time, were consumed by the rats and were absorbed into the rats' DNA due to the nuclear contents of the fink. This disaster was the end to Finks, but the birth of ratfinks. However, this disaster made the rats shun the ratfinks because they were different.
B: I really dont care
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noun: Ratfucker | plural: Ratfuckers
1: The insane, narcissistic, outrageous asshat who tried to ratfuck her way into the White house with Russian hacking (although it failed and was blamed on the other candidate), deleting 30,000 emails, and trying to destroy our country.
2. A very stupid person who got back together with her cheating husband that had sex with another woman.
noun: Ratfucker | plural: Ratfuckers
1: The insane, narcissistic, outrageous asshat who tried to ratfuck her way into the White house with Russian hacking (although it failed and was blamed on the other candidate), deleting 30,000 emails, and trying to destroy our country.
2. A very stupid person who got back together with her cheating husband that had sex with another woman.
"Good thing our president beat that Ratfucker in the election."
"Your sister is such a Ratfucker."
"Don't be such a Ratfucker."
"Your sister is such a Ratfucker."
"Don't be such a Ratfucker."
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