Basically a frenzied shopping whore, however, much more vicious. They seek out everything in the sea known as a mall. They maul on anything they can get their hands on, including your money. There's often more than one of these in any mall, plaza or promenade.
They can be in groups or solo. Most of the time, there's three in a group. It may also attract other mall sharks and it will end up in a messy feeding frenzy.
If you are a merchant and you find yourself dealing with a mall shark, there's only one way to survive. You must sacrifice your merchandise.
If you are another shopper, and you are dealing with one, do not engage, it is best to just run, which will also tick off the mall shark and make it come after you. Either way, you might have to give something up.
Most malls try to pretend they are a myth like the sewer gator.
They can be in groups or solo. Most of the time, there's three in a group. It may also attract other mall sharks and it will end up in a messy feeding frenzy.
If you are a merchant and you find yourself dealing with a mall shark, there's only one way to survive. You must sacrifice your merchandise.
If you are another shopper, and you are dealing with one, do not engage, it is best to just run, which will also tick off the mall shark and make it come after you. Either way, you might have to give something up.
Most malls try to pretend they are a myth like the sewer gator.
Store Clerk: Boss, we need your help, we're getting a feeding frenzy of mall sharks down here! Help!
Manager: Johnny, how many times must I tell you. Mall sharks are an urban myth.
Store Clerk: But bo- *store clerk hangs up abruptly*
Manager: Oh Johnny...
Manager: Johnny, how many times must I tell you. Mall sharks are an urban myth.
Store Clerk: But bo- *store clerk hangs up abruptly*
Manager: Oh Johnny...
by TanorFaux July 19, 2012
Get the Mall Sharkmug. To have a shopping cart race in the style of a cat and mouse/sudden death Tōge race but instead it’s a shopping cart race where you’re pushing empty shopping carts in a mall.
Usually drifting is also involved.
It is risky because of running into people and being caught by security, or getting into a security pursuit. A popular phenomenon amoung shopping cart racers in stores and malls.
Usually drifting is also involved.
It is risky because of running into people and being caught by security, or getting into a security pursuit. A popular phenomenon amoung shopping cart racers in stores and malls.
Person 1: Hey man, let’s up our game with a mall duel.
Person 2: Sounds good. What mall?
Person 1: The one over there.
Person 2: Sounds good. What mall?
Person 1: The one over there.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018
Get the Mall Duelmug. Definitions: 1. People who spend a lot of time in the mall but doesnt actually buy anything i.e Window Shopping.
2. People who offers sex to the shop assistants just to get an item for free/half price. 3. An actual whore inside a mall.
2. People who offers sex to the shop assistants just to get an item for free/half price. 3. An actual whore inside a mall.
1. Look at those poor people, they're such Mall Whores.
2. She's such a Mall Whore, can't even afford a toothpaste.
3. What a shameless bitch!!!
2. She's such a Mall Whore, can't even afford a toothpaste.
3. What a shameless bitch!!!
by Jan Nam. September 25, 2010
Get the Mall Whoresmug. Skittles choked on his pall mall at the bus stop and had a seazure and rolled into the road n got creamed by his own bus.
by Mikeee420 July 24, 2006
Get the pall mallmug. Smoking weed.
A term made up by two high school boys, so the could talk about smoking pot freely and with out drawing attention.
A term made up by two high school boys, so the could talk about smoking pot freely and with out drawing attention.
by iheartmaryjane January 14, 2010
Get the Going to the mallmug. Just because you dont agree with the way mall-metal kids dress doesnt mean you can be rude about it. true, they dress differently, but so do you. get over the fact that you hate everyone, and start being a little more considerate.
mall-metal isnt bad, neither is scene, emo, or jock.
no genre is lame.
mall-metal isnt bad, neither is scene, emo, or jock.
no genre is lame.
by Sizzarah. April 14, 2006
Get the mall metalmug. Original definition: skate trick, Pushing down on the tail of a skateboard and grabbing it by the front trucks. Generally the first “trick” most skaters learn. Generally the only trick that mall rats who buy boards but don’t ride will know how to do.
That kid has no idea how to ride, he just sits in the mall holding his board and does an occasional mall grab.
by TheBoden May 25, 2018
Get the Mall Grabmug.