Bag of sweaty dicks

A term used to describe something disgusting, unhealthy, boring, slow, or unnecessary. Something generally undesirable.

"My old car was just a bag of sweaty dicks"
"This party smells like a bag of sweaty dicks"

by Kneegrodamus August 18, 2013

Pack your dicks

To get Ready.

Pack your dicks. We're going on a road trip!

by Leatherneck999 October 22, 2015

Bag-o-dicks

Adjective used to describe someone that has reached a status higher than douche bag.

Hey, how much money does ol bag-o-dicks Daniels have to make before he will do his job ?

by Bigbrotherthuner August 12, 2018

Bowl of dicks

A bowl of dicks is precisely 13 dicks. No more, no less. Not to be confused with a bag of dicks

Why don’t you go home and eat a bowl of dicks?

by NinjaDave13 July 24, 2019

Two Bitches, one Plate, and a pile of dicks.

Modern day “two birds one stone” but with a twist to spruce it up.

Can I share with you, Two Bitches, one Plate, and a pile of dicks.

by B-rizzy June 23, 2021

tripping over each others' dicks

Two people getting into each other's way.

During the riot, the cops were too busy tripping over each others' dicks to break up the mob.

by WLB August 23, 2007

Tuft of dicks

Three penises inserted into a single hole. Usually the asshole.

Ezra’s Mom preferred a tuft of dicks when it came to filling her gaping asshole.

by Ezra’s daddie June 14, 2018