Corporate Whoremonger

See politician.

girl: Ugh! How come every time the economy sucks, the stupid-ass corporations get bailed out? It's not fair!!

boy: Those corporate whoremongers over there at Washington must serve their masters and fuck the people.

by MissCaliBrownie April 9, 2010

Corporate Comedy

Celebrity stars usually from Vine, Tiktok, or Youtube who produce mediocre comedy skits toward children on as many platforms as possible in order to generate income.

1: "Hey have you kept up with (insert viner here)?
2: "Oh yea they switched to youtube but are more active on tiktok. It's a great example of Corporate Comedy."
1: "not surprised"

by mochadork February 24, 2021

corporate ladder

a sexual act(created by a genius who shall be known as tootoes) in which a man lies face down on the edge of a supporting object with his penis pushed downward between his legs while his partner kneels behind him and sucks it with her nose in his ass. thus sucking cock and brown nosing all at the same time... corporate ladder.

neal: hey man, what'd you do last night?

tim: i beat up them hams and made the old lady climb my corporate ladder!

by timmytootoes February 14, 2008

something corporate

A band whose name describes every fiber of their musical being.

I want to go to their Italian villa in Rome and throw a brick through the the window of their Maserati, the rich fucking bastards.*

*I'm not sure about the villa, but I'm sure they have one.

by Deathfuckingmetal May 8, 2005

Parathon Corporation

Parathon Corporation, currently the number one corporation in RuneScape. Holding games, events, branches/businesses, and more join the Parathon Corporation today! Helping the RuneScape community one step at a time, "Welcome to the World of Parathon!"

Parathon Corporation is opening today!

by Parathon Administration March 12, 2008

corporate whore

one who is dedicated to their job. working long hours taking no yearly vacations

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

CORPORATE INCEST

A common practice - most frequently occurring in large INSURANCE companies - wherein corporate whores who are the most moronic imbeciles, inexperienced and completely UNQUALIFIED termites are hired into management based only on who they know and who they blow. They survive solely through their connections- and the hard work of subordinates who need to keep their jobs. These colossal losers make disastrous business decisions, pass off 99% of their responsibilities to others, know nothing about the job and collect huge salaries JUST for being somones old college roommate and full time suckup. A lot of them are male, with a stay at home wife who home schools their useless children.

That frickin idiot has a management job only through corporate incest.

by KImCobain August 10, 2017