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turkey dumping

When your boyfriend or girlfriend comes home from university for thanksgiving and you dump their ass.
Charla came home this weekend and I turkey dumped her
by Bobby L- Sudbury,ON October 16, 2004
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Turkey Slurpee

When a girl gives head and it makes a vacuum In her throat.
From TicTok where a girl said Turkey Slurpee and then inhaled a turkey slice.
This girl gave me a Turkey Slurpee and my dick got stuck.
Girl passed out while giving me a Turkey Slurpee.
by Wambat1738 December 20, 2019
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Janesville Turkey Load

1. A special shotgun shell used specifically for hunting wild turkeys.

2. Ejaculating in a womans face while making the "gobble gobble" noises.
For thanksgiving I thought I would surprise my girlfriend with a Janesville Turkey Load.
by Sean Bishop May 1, 2006
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derf ass turkey

Someone who ruins your whole weekend just by stopping by
We were just hanging out after the party having some beers and listening to music, and then some derf ass turkey stopped by. After that, everybody just wanted to go to bed.
by Stoph R. January 19, 2008
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turkeys

"tell me they look like turkeys"
by shanz0z December 21, 2008
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turkey-dick

I brought my broken phone to Sprint, and they turkey-dicked me by giving me another broken phone as a replacement.
by TheMixMaster January 4, 2011
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ass turkey

when you take a crap so big it feels like a turkey is emerging from your poopshoot
oh man i just had an ass turkey in the bathroom
by elgostel December 23, 2009
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