scandinavian push-up

only applicapable to guys. drinking maneuver where a guy is in the push-up position, pantless and his beer is placed on the floor and he dips his cock & balls into his beer. he then drinks when done doing the pushups

to embarass the shit outta tony we made him do a scandinavian push-up in front of everybody

by Fameson Adams July 3, 2008

Push Broom

A two handed hand-job, where the hands twist while stroking downward on the shaft - the same hand motion when operating a push-broom.

She's not the best kisser, but she knows how to give a mean push broom.

by granpescado May 18, 2010

push technology

A method, invented by Wired magazine, of removing all non-advertising content from the internet.

"We'll get more eyeballs if we synergize our core paradigms utilizing push technology."

by mal June 21, 2004

the big push

When a woman is giving birth and you stick your penis in her asshole.

Julie and I had an intimate time during the big push.

by The big pusher August 20, 2016

Push over the pyramid

When lots of people use the same outhouse every day in cold weather the crap piles up directly under the drop zone and freezes from the bottom up. If left unchecked the pile stacks higher and higher until it emerges up out of the hole as a semi free form mass resembling a big brown birthday cake complete with white rosettes and brightly colored candles. At some point someone must push it over so the universe can march forward as it is intended to do.

Dickson, those ass holes down in Accounting are starting to get out of hand. You need to go down there and "push over the pyramid." Text me when its done, I’ll be in Cabo.

by pud'n tain November 17, 2010

commando push up

Theoretically a push up done in a handstand. In actuality, a push up merely done without wearing underwear. So, when a guy is bragging that he can do commando push ups, it may not be what you expect...

Guy: Guess what? I did 12 commando push ups last night.
Girl: Really? What's that?
Different Guy: Oh, shut up, dude. It just means he did push up 'au naturale'.

Girl: Ew..!

by Yaneedtono July 14, 2010

push broom

The act of taking one's moustache and running it the length of his partner's vagina for sexual stimulation.

I gave that bitch a push broom last night.

by yeahtubbs November 1, 2007