1. Female "Singer" who has obtain millions by splurting out dumb questions and statements. She's married to another equal semi-famous "Singer", Nick, Who probably married her because he wasn't listen to what she was saying when they were dating. Crazy/Beautiful is the best term for this girl.
2. To be a woman who looks like one of God's perfect gifts to earth, but is in fact an insult to anyone with a brain.
3. To obtain millions for being a dumb-ass.
2. To be a woman who looks like one of God's perfect gifts to earth, but is in fact an insult to anyone with a brain.
3. To obtain millions for being a dumb-ass.
1. "Dude, why you watching Newlyweds?... Oh my, Jessica got her head stuck in the toilet again! She needs to stop kicking, she scuffing up her gold-plated floors."
2."We were watching a show about Dinosaurs and she asked if it was actual footage... She's such a Jessica Simpson."
3. "He slipped on dry ground in the store, but they still settled with him for 1.2 million. Freakin' Jessica Simpson!"
2."We were watching a show about Dinosaurs and she asked if it was actual footage... She's such a Jessica Simpson."
3. "He slipped on dry ground in the store, but they still settled with him for 1.2 million. Freakin' Jessica Simpson!"
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"Dreadlock-clad Jessicka was the center of all the hype and attention that JOJ received."
"On April 8, 1994 Jessicka played a benefit show for Rock Against Domestic Violence with Babes in Toyland and 7 Year Bitch, ironically the same day lead-singer of American grunge rock band Nirvana, Kurt Cobain, had been found dead in his Seattle home."
"Jessicka has been romantically linked to several famous men in music such as Jeordie White, guitarist Clint Walsh (Tweaker, Gnarls Barkley), Carlos Dengler from Interpol and the current guitarist of Scarling., Christian Hejnal. "
"On April 8, 1994 Jessicka played a benefit show for Rock Against Domestic Violence with Babes in Toyland and 7 Year Bitch, ironically the same day lead-singer of American grunge rock band Nirvana, Kurt Cobain, had been found dead in his Seattle home."
"Jessicka has been romantically linked to several famous men in music such as Jeordie White, guitarist Clint Walsh (Tweaker, Gnarls Barkley), Carlos Dengler from Interpol and the current guitarist of Scarling., Christian Hejnal. "
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