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testosterone gym gorilla

(n). A very stocky, well cut, well oiled, well tanned male, usually wearing a tank top, often found pressing more than 350 pounds at the gym. Likes to walk in circles, looking himself in the mirror. Quite often does no cardio workout--muscles are purely for SHOW. See Pec Poser.
While at the gym today, I saw this TGG (Testosterone Gym Gorilla) pumping weights, snorting and groaning like a bull on crack having sex.
by boggler February 9, 2005
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Gorillakeet

A cross between a gorilla and a parakeet.
It's a gorillakeet. It's pretty much my favorite animal.
by gorillakeet girl December 22, 2004
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GorillaNigga

a black man who has large hands like a gorilla.
Damn thats the handprint of a gorillanigga on your window.
by brijen August 19, 2008
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Gorilla Wank

Furious two handed masturbation whilst grunting like a gorilla, most likely by a retard
Peter Gains:A Gorilla Wank is by A dim-witted male who feverishly wanks like there is no tomorrow.
by martin excell June 20, 2010
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Gorilla

Throwing pubic shavings onto a girl's chest after shooting your load on her. Results in said girl's manic attempts to pull off shavings thereby mimicking the chest poundings of an angry gorilla.
I pulled the gorilla last night and am once again single.
by Splooge April 7, 2005
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Gorilla Unit

Gorilla Unitsssss
by Fangsta December 15, 2003
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gorilla asshole

when a guy is trying to pork you up the ass but cant find your ass because the hair is as thick as a jungle
Dude Ray was about to pork Colekerby up the ass but cole had a gorilla asshole!!
by Susan Meyer November 10, 2006
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