coontaka

a females nasty snatch, female privatesVAGINA an unclean, sanitation smelling , undouched snatch

Hey Homes, don't ever set me up with that bitch again, she got a coontaka out of this world!!

Regina, I know you was with my little shorty on the block, you need to wash your coontaka before I hit it.

by anoni mus March 18, 2005

Contaxian

One who prefers cameras which are no longer in production, had a good run only with some of their cameras, and are not really all that notorious. Also likes to stereotype Canonites and Nikonians by calling them amateurs, when in fact, and usually in general, they have far better bodies and lenses than the Contaxian.

"Man, that guy with that Canon L glass is making the guy with the Contax look like a child...he looks pissed too."

by Deus April 5, 2005

contact embarrassment

When you are with a person that is doing something embarrassing.

If you are with a friend in the street, and they start dancing out of nowhere, then you will become contact embarrassment.

by chocolate12121212 April 14, 2012

coontastic

1. A person, place, or action that from a distance don't look urban related, or at the most seem slightly urban affiliated but close up are more ghetto than a malt liquor store. Not to be confused with wiggers, posers, or any other word for people who are obviously not from a lower class upbringing. i.e. The caucasian you know who says nigga freely with no consequence or hesitation because he comes from a black family or has his stripes and straight up doesn't give a fuck like most hood niggas.

2. Also used in a dergatory sense to people who used to be at least somewhat ghetto but have come up in the world. Yet they still try their hardest to maintain they are still "Hood" for absolutley no reason at all.

1. Bobby: "Whats good my niggs...I'm about to cop a dutch and steal the cable from dude downstairs...you down my nigga?"
Tyreke: "Yeah i got you man....damn Bobby...if we didn't grow up in the same hood id swear you were black or something over the phone..your so coontastic."

Bobby: "Real talk nigga...I'm black by popular demand...you smell me? I just doos what i does. Some people think i'm puerto rican or something"

2. Leroy: "Nigga i'm G'd Up from the Feet Up. I'm straight hood all day everyday."
Riley: "We've lived in the hills for over 8 years and we went to catholic school. You speak better than the teachers in our old neighborhood. Stop being Coontastic. Your not impressing anyone."

by Kamau A. November 25, 2007

coontastic

When you look out on your porch and see 4 or more raccoons eating your pet food.

Honey come look, it's coontastic.

by trekguy75 November 10, 2010

coontastic

Something great in a non-caucasian way. (Corruption of fantastic).

"The Asian Dub Foundation are Coontastic" - MC BNP.

by Ian Chode May 23, 2003

contarded

constepated and retarded put together

She so contarded, I hate her.

by jaki January 18, 2004