Black Clock

Whilst most of the world tends to stick to actual times for dates/important stuff (aka the white clock), others don't-deliberatley! This is called the black clock. You know what I'm talking about, I use the black clock all the time...

Laurel: Where is Michelle? That girl is always late...
Victor: You know her, she uses a black clock...

by I do not know, I do not care February 17, 2005

Darkcherry Clock

The Most Popular Clock in the Entire Crew

(Darkcherry Clock) is the coolest guy in the world :)

by 606poilice November 4, 2004

Knottsberry Clock

The only clock with jam, Knottsberry is the webmaster of the ClockCrew, and is responsible for most of their website. Check out his funny Clock Crew parodies of classic cartoons and movies!

Knotts is so talented

by Pepsi_max_clock June 23, 2004

Alarm clock

The demon box that is quiet until you want to sleep.

MY FUCKING ALARM CLOCK WONT WAKE ME UP!

by Phsycho#56209 January 13, 2017

Alarm Clocked

When a man puts his penis between a woman's breasts then moves it back and forth like the hammer between the bells on an old fashioned alarm clock.

Brenda's boobes were so big that she needed to have them alarm clocked.

by Little_White_Dragon January 18, 2013

Grandfather Clock

A sex position for a two male one female threesome in which the two men face each other and the woman is hung upside down via one knee over the shoulder of one man. She is then penetrated vaginally and anally by each man respectively and swung back and forth. Resembling the pendulum of a grandfather clock.

"Simon asked if i wanted to make a grandfather clock the other day."

"You're not a clockmaker"

"Neither is simon"

by Slaginsecret May 13, 2023

cock clock

When a male student arrives at a new school and all the girls are attracted to him. The attractiveness of this student does not matter because the time of the clock will eventually run out. Girls are attracted to this student because he is new material.

"Have you seen the new kid, Scotty?"

"Yeah man, he's stealing all of our bitches"

"Well, his cock clock will run out soon enough"

by Trident of Treason December 4, 2020