Californifucked:
Californian Immigrants that act like locust destroying every state they settle.
Imposition of Stupid Rules, Laws, Taxes, Fees, Behaviors and Costumes to another culture.
Californian Immigrants that act like locust destroying every state they settle.
Imposition of Stupid Rules, Laws, Taxes, Fees, Behaviors and Costumes to another culture.
by Big_Time_Observer June 3, 2013
Get the Californifucked mug.When a guy shits, proceeds to pick it up with his left hand and slides it across a woman's chest until all of it is gone and makes a criss cross pattern, thus giving her California sliders.
John went to the host club and asked for a California slider.
Hey did you hear the news? Bailey gave Julia a California slider last night at the party! Shit was cray cray!
A new craze is sweeping the nation, people everywhere are giving each other california sliders!
Hey did you hear the news? Bailey gave Julia a California slider last night at the party! Shit was cray cray!
A new craze is sweeping the nation, people everywhere are giving each other california sliders!
by crazed and confused August 26, 2013
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A 3 way (2 men, 1 woman) in which the men both take a dump on the woman's vagina, and proceed to mix it around with their erect penises, using them as salad tongs.
I still haven't gotten all the shit out of my pussy from when those guys at the hostel gave me a California beef salad
by Slurmsclash July 2, 2016
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When your bumping uglies with a broad doggie style right before filling her pie with your cream you quickly take out your mushroom tipped yogurt slinger and cum in your hand discreetly, but they key here is not letting her know you Busted your load in you're hand, you just play it off and keep going and then a few seconds later you slap her in that makeup caked face with the hand full of semen (she's probably going to start fucking losing it so make sure you're holding on tight) then keep on smashing that ass cause it will then turn into a rodeo until she bucks so hard you fall off. Then run cause she'll be ready to chop off your beloved tallywacker.
When your bumping uglies with a broad doggie style right before filling her pie with your cream you quickly take out your mushroom tipped yogurt slinger and cum in your hand discreetly, but they key here is not letting her know you Busted your load in you're hand, you just play it off and keep going and then a few seconds later you slap her in that makeup caked face with the hand full of semen (she's probably going to start fucking losing it so make sure you're holding on tight) then keep on smashing that ass cause it will then turn into a rodeo until she bucks so hard you fall off. Then run cause she'll be ready to chop off your beloved tallywacker.
I was so hammered last night I pulled a California Clam Slap on that wicked ugly prostitue from behind the sevy.
by IllBeeSweeterThanHoney July 21, 2016
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After the election didn't go his way, Michael and the rest of his Santa Monica friends now suffer from Califobia...
by psyCohn November 11, 2016
Get the Califobia mug.California dungeons is what the “dysfunctional bastards” from the Ronald Reagan era called there hood and if you were caught lurking around there your are “trapped in the dungeon”
Jarald: yo niggas gather in.
Group: aight
Jarald: remember this is our California dungeon we must be regulators at all time.
All: CALIFORNIA DUNGEONS!!!
Group: aight
Jarald: remember this is our California dungeon we must be regulators at all time.
All: CALIFORNIA DUNGEONS!!!
by I’m just a nigga December 17, 2017
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I went home with Trashy Tracy™ last night when when I got hammered. She had the nastiest California Kelp Forest, even worse than Nasty Natalie™
by Ritapopper12 January 9, 2018
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