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mclean virginia 

yo fuck the haters, mclean va is the place to be, reppin the 7-0-3
"come to mclean virginia and lets smoke a blunt"
mclean virginia by cdawg116 April 21, 2008

Northern Virginia 

Northern Virginia has some of the nations worst traffic jams. The area of Northern Virginia now legally extends from D.C. South to Spotsylvania County, Virginia. The only reason Spotsylvania and Stafford Counties are considered part of Northern Virginia is because of the vast commuters to D.C. (Stafford is not any better than Spotsylvania what so ever, in fact Stafford has less population then Spotsylvania. Stafford - 138,000 ; Spotsylvania 145,000) Anyways, There are over 2 million residents in the Northern Virginia region. There are many cultures and languages and also a decent music scene.
I live in Northern Virginia.

I'm moving to Northern Virginia.

Northern Virginia has thirty mile back ups.

Yes, Spotsylvania and Stafford Counties are now technically in Northern Virginia as of mid 2007. If you have a problem with it, move away.
Northern Virginia by glamourcide December 28, 2007

West Virginia Chili Dog 

The art of defecating between a woman's breast and then titty fucking her..
The West Virginia Chili Dog - I really enjoy it when I perform the West Virginia chilli dog between her large warm breasts..

West Virginia paper plate 

noun

1. A paper towel

2. A sheet of paper
There's no sense dirtying a bunch of dishes to pass out slices of pizza. Just use West Virginia paper plates. Once you've eaten the pizza, your plate becomes a napkin. ...and Bingo was his name! Oh!

Winchester Virginia 

A "city" that is actually a town; northernmost Virginia but not NOVA; considered "South" by many. Residents love to hate it, though this is more of a popular movement than an individual decision. Big emphasis on apples - there used to be a lot of orchards and apple product production but many of those have now been sold and developed. However, apples still remain a defining feature of the town, as demonstrated by the town's largest public celebration every year, Apple Blossom, during which it is basically blasphemy to not be wearing pink and/or green.

Home to the one and only White House Apple Factory, as well as the legendary Snow White Grill (comparable to White Castle), the town usually shuts down pretty early (with stoplights starting to blink at 9 or 10 PM). Late night entertainment includes: bowling, WalMart, IHOP, strolls or burgers downtown or bars. Wide variety of characters, from the aloof county residents to the elite "old families" of the town.

Also a point of reference for surrounding, more rural areas and/or smaller towns such as Gore, Virginia, a popular place for camps and retreats with beautiful countryside and the birthplace of author Willa Cather.

Also affectionately known as: the Chester; Winkyville

*for the historically inclined, Winchester has been an important piece of many of our nation's formative battles and occurrences, especially in the Civil War era!
Harry: Who's that over there?
Lucy: That's the Smiths - they moved into that house on our street thirteen years ago!
Harry: Oh, so they're still new.

Rebecca: "I'm so excited to be going home to Winchester! There's nothing quite like the smell of fresh apple butter wafting through the air in the fall from the apple factory!"
(once she's home)
"Ugh I miss my friends and having a life."

John: Where are you from?
Alex: Frederick County.
John: Where?!
Alex: Winchester Virginia
John: Oooooh. Wait, where?
Alex: It's near Washington.
John: OK, so you're NOVA?
Alex: Nope not NOVA, northernmost Virginia.
Winchester Virginia by WINCchicky November 11, 2009

West Virginia 

A great place to do things outdoors. When your here your surrounded by nice people unlike that piece of shit OHIO! All you people think is that people from West Virginia are dumb rednecks, well your wrong. West Virginia is without a doubt the best state in the fuckin country. So all you hatin sons a bitches can go suck a dick!!!!