The jewish shuffle is what a guy does when it's time to pay his share of the bill and can't seem to locate his wallet. Instead of producing the cash he begins patting himself down and exhibits a dumb look on his face while explaining that he can't find his wallet. This is usually followed by him asking his friends to knock out his share of the bill.
Shit! That sorry bum Trevor just busted out with the Jewish Shuffle after we ordered food at Burger King. His broke ass never has any cash!
by Gatemouth brown January 4, 2018
Get the jewish shufflemug. When someone doesn't want to be part of the conversation any longera but haven't got a good way to get away, they simply slide out of the conversation. A Swedish shuffle.
by Braxenator January 27, 2019
Get the Swedish shufflemug. Being able to shuffle 40% better while drunk because of the feeling of your feet sliding across the ground when your drunk or stoned.
That guy came in second place in the anual shuffle comp, if he were Drunk Shuffling he'd come first..
by LéKHOLE November 2, 2010
Get the Drunk Shufflingmug. 1. a slow, tiring, and forced stride usually accompanying those of a "nippy-like" nature. See Also: Nippy
2. a type of slow walk that results from engorging on pizza, italian, queso, or burgers.
2. a type of slow walk that results from engorging on pizza, italian, queso, or burgers.
Hurry up Chris, your doing the fucking Nippy Shuffle.
Christ Ed, too much to eat tonite at Chili's; looks like its the Nippy SHuffle tonite.
Christ Ed, too much to eat tonite at Chili's; looks like its the Nippy SHuffle tonite.
by ez February 8, 2005
Get the nippy shufflemug. The walk-dance usually done by female bassists, though can be done by men as well.
Involves bobbing your head and sticking out your chest while taking small steps, while also playing bass guitar.
Involves bobbing your head and sticking out your chest while taking small steps, while also playing bass guitar.
by Unitedhipster November 15, 2010
Get the Bassist shufflemug. Right before you ejaculate, you pinch your uncircumcised foreskin at the tip, creating a pocket you fill with semen. Then fill same pocket with urine before releasing everything over the toilet, flushing everything out.
by Craig Wayne Jenkins June 4, 2018
Get the The Mecky Shufflemug. The act of crossing multiple lanes of traffic, typically from the innermost lane, to make an exit. This is a single, swift motion and is usually at a 45º or greater angle to traffic. The use of a blinker or the act of stopping in a lane before switching to another lane automatically disqualifies the act from falling under the Georgia Shuffle. This can be the result of chatting on the phone, applying mascara or just being a really bad driver.
"Hahaha, yeah you were really plaste... oh crap, hold on a sec... ...ok sorry, had to do a Georgia Shuffle to make my exit. Anyhow as I was saying..."
by rkitect August 31, 2011
Get the Georgia Shufflemug.