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The Musket

A reference to the popular firearm of the 16th century, The Musket is the act of pouring cocaine into urethra of one’s erect penis. The “Musketeer” then proceeds to enter their partner’s vagina and ejaculate their now cocaine-infused semen.
Stefano knew that his best bet to have Stella let him creampie her was to give her The Musket. He knew this because she loves both cocaine, and Civil War recreations.
by alfstewart4lyf November 26, 2021
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Three musketeers

Three friends that are like brothers to each other
by Gl0v35 February 3, 2022
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Elon Muskles

When you can’t fix a company from the sidelines so you say f*ck it and just buy the company instead.
Twitter will go private when Elon Muskles them.
by Hit in it yo April 15, 2022
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Ukrainian Musket

The act of stuffing your ballsack into a partners vagina or anus with a Ram rod (ex. Dildo).
I have that whore a Ukrainian musket the other night man
by DustyScrote May 13, 2022
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Hood Musket

A shanty and rough around the edges, crudely made, and definitely an illegal felony level charge if caught with gun....usually found in high crime poverty stricten urban areas.....also potentially an even more so crudely fabricated jail house gun aka "zip gun"....also usually found by people who magnet fish over bridges and near docks. Primarily a sawed-off no-stock bolt action rifle held together by duct tape...."hood musket"
"Hey Darnell....loose that -hood musket- over the bypass, the fuzz is tailing."
by anonymous June 30, 2022
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Kentucky Musket

When you soak a tampon in your choice of liquor and have a male friend ram it up your ass.
I was feeling a little down today so I decided to Kentucky Musket some gin with Brad.
by Sneakirafiki July 7, 2022
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elon musked

When an intoxicated driver uses Tesla Autopilot to get them to their destination (usually home after a long night of drinking)
Angus was drunk and didn't have a ride home from Chris', so he elon musked his way back.
by Adam The Spectr3 July 15, 2022
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