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Muff Musket 

It is another name for an erect penis
My Muff Musket is loaded and ready to be touched off
Muff Musket by Ballswag96 February 8, 2012
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montana musket loader 

When you are making sweet tender love to a woman you throw some good ol Copenhagen long cut in your lip then after a minuet or two you take it out and place it on her anus and stuff it in with your penis
My boyfriend gave me a Montana musket loader last night and my butt is still burning
montana musket loader by BigNa$ty November 27, 2015
When a car manufacturer refuses to honor their own warranty.
The wheel fell off my neighbor's new Tesla right as he drove it off the dealer lot. The service department said it is not covered under warranty, because it is a normal wear item, and said it would be $5000 if he wants it fixed. They really Musked him.
Musked by Vegan the Barbarian September 9, 2019
Kiwi (New Zealand) term for tobacco cigarette.
Ben exhausted the neighbours ashtray of mucknee butt rolls.

Can I pinch a mucknee from you?

John had shared his last mucknee with liam in hope they will purchase the next pack of ducknicks.
Mucknee by pornzi July 31, 2019

musketing 

When you pass a kidney stone and jizz at the same time,firing the stone as if it were a musket ball.
Aw man,last week I was musketing over hooker;shit went right through her skull and killed her.
musketing by Frosty Dice July 11, 2021
Buyers of Tesla vehicles, once safety or performance issues are found, discover when seeking remedy that they have been Musked.
Musked by M3 Mentor March 6, 2020