methane breather

One who has had his/her head up his/her (or someone else's) arse for so long that they have adapted to the methane rich atmosphere. See Also: Craniorectal Inversion

The Sales Department is populated entirely by methane breathers. Even if they could pull their heads out of their asses, they would probably die of oxygen overdose. See Also: Cranio-rectal Inversion

by Erich Barbarossa September 3, 2013

meth muppet

A meth muppet is simply a person usually a female, that has lost all of her teeth from years of meth abuse, but refuses to wear dentures, and looks like a muppet when the smile...

''OMG look at the skank on aisle 3! bitch is smiling big as hell wid no teeth, looking like a str8 meth muppet...

by bluemnmz3 May 19, 2014

meth diet

Using the amphetamine as a dietary substance by abstaining from food for the duration of the dosage. IE, 8 ball = 20 hours, a half = 100 hours and some felonys.

I was on my meth diet when I shot them crackers to gets money for more medicine.

by Mello Fello June 26, 2014

methaki

Meth infused saki that you get from some old creepy guy in clear lake ca, hey it helped us drive 12 hours straight. Thanks mike

Here girls try some of this methaki (saki)

by OCbitches March 29, 2015

Methadist

Methadist

A place where meth users go when they no longer want to follow the Lord, instead they want to follow the ways of shaking a gatorade bottle religously.

"Have you met the newest Christian that wants to convert to a Methadist?"

by MissMiniHaHas December 26, 2015

methadome

The act of giving someone head to get a ride to the methadone clinic

She was so desperate to get to the clinic that she offered to give anyone some methadome if they'd take her

by johnboy3 September 1, 2016

meth minute

Because ice heads take so long. Meth minute

Jimmy the junky said " I'llbe there in a meth minute"

by stove2590 July 6, 2016