Dick-chameleon 

A penis that can blend in its surroundings and adjust its color accordingly. Some consider this an animal and refuse to believe there are people who can camouflage their genital when desired.
It is also believed that foreign intelligence agencies make use of these invisible cocks to spy on people's bedrooms. It is assumed that James Bond used his own special dick-chameleon to shoot photos of secret locations, such as missile silos, terrorists and Womens' pussies...

Sometimes it is used as an assassination tool. Due to its mounting abilities, the average Dick-chameleon can be equipped with laser beams or in some cases (Black cock) a rocket launcher.

The only way to detect this lethal weapon is the spray known as "Dick-Dector".

Terrorist: "Hey man, did you hear something?"
Terrorist 2: "Someone is watching us!"
Terrorist: "Or something... It must be one of those 22 inch DICK-CHAMELEONS!!! God help us!!!"

Dick-chameleon by Ben May 3, 2005

Dick Rohl 

One's name. My name. I'm a self-centered bastard who wants his name on the urban dictionary.

"Hello, Dick Rohl."
"OMG DICK ROHL!"
"Dr. Dick Rohl, please report to surgery."
"DICK ROHL IS SO GLORIOUS!"

Dick Rohl by Dick September 13, 2004

dick triscuit 

When your dog is misbehaving, you yell "it's a dick triscuit over here" and promptly place your balls on your dogs eyes. You must quickly remove the testes before the dog notices.

Ben: Your dogs bein' a bitch.
Nick: It's a dick triscuit over here.
Josh: Now you see me, now you don't.

dick triscuit by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

dick fuck 

person who understnds nothing that is said to them

eddie is such a dick fuck!

dick fuck by bubbasaywhat September 27, 2008

Dick Jockey 

slang word used to define a homosexual. meant to parody the word Disc Jockey, the term is often used for 'gays' that enjoy saddling up with a partner of half his size to emulate that of a horse riding jockey. can result in mammoth shit piles similar to race horses.

'boy that dick jockey can shit.'

'did you really do all that shit?'

Dick Jockey by anonymousghjjg July 24, 2006

Dick for brains 

when someone is fucked in the head

yo johnny you see that chick around the way....
ya man shes pretty fine and shes smart too....
ahhh hell now shes got dick for brains cuz shes fucked in the head

Dick for brains by deeekayyy December 20, 2008

Dick Cheney 

Pure evil. He has dark powers that can crush his enemies.

If dick cheney were president he could destroy the middle east with his evil powers and we would all be happy.(or at least I would)

Dick Cheney by Libertarian man August 25, 2005