A real one

Someone or something, that always has your back no matter what. They loyal huh.

If they refuse to let baby yoda shoot you, no matter how much force he uses, they a real one.

by babyyodamamajamma December 2, 2019

Real estate

When someone is all up in someone’s head after an event has occurred, like they won’t stop thinking about it

Cole: Damn bro she really did you like that?
John: Yeah bro, she got hella real estate in my head now

by Stankyboy99 December 4, 2019

Real Chat

a term thats used often to state whatever was said is true;

Tyray: Ayo My Nigga...That Bitch Lady Gaga Is Sexy Daaaawg...I Would Beat Dat All Up..Word

Me: ....i dont know man...i heard ol'girl packin a dick

Tyray: Foreal?!

Me: Real Chat

Tyray: damn...never mind than

Me: nevermind nothin nigga...you know you gay now right?

by MosFame January 19, 2010

real rap

It is the truth.

That is banging, real rap, yo!

by A.R.B. December 28, 2005

pavo real

pavo real, peacock, pheasant, turkey

Pavo Real: Peacocks are large, colorful pheasants (typically blue and green) known for their iridescent tails. These tail feathers, or coverts, spread out in a distinctive train that is more than 60 percent of the bird’s total body length and boast colorful "eye" markings of blue, gold, red, and other hues.

by robert545 June 9, 2011

hook and real

This sexual act only works if you have a condition called crooked dick.

The act takes place upon insertion of the crooked hook dick into the magical wizard skin sleeve that is a vagina. This is the point where it gets real.

Upon insertion you must convince your partner to find her happy thought or else you kill there children.

The hook and real gave me my war.

by Jb habes March 10, 2017

Real Bike

A Real Bike. Meaning REAL expensive, Real heavy, and Real slow, but most importantly Real out of style. Specifically used to demean younger sport bike riders and pressure them to also purchase some POS Harley-Davidson to help justify their own shit investment. Real bikers typically only ride their real bikes to real bike events that consist only of real bikes.

Hey kid, why don't you get rid of that crotch-rocket and get yourself yourself a real bike?

by TheKawasakiKid February 4, 2020