Side nigga

Basically a man who wants to be with a female, but can't because she's in a relationship already so all he can do is just flirt, talk and do sexual things with her on the low.

I want her but her she's still in love with her boyfriend so I have to be her side nigga.

by Jfxk August 28, 2017

I have the power of god and anime on my side

If somebody says this, BACK AWAY. For all you know, this person could destroy you with one phrase.

Guy: Kys
Weeb god: Don't fuck with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ExcusemesirWTF January 5, 2019

Fuck Me Sideways

When you hear someone say "fuck me sideways" they do not mean that literally, unless you are in the same room as a person and you both for some odd reason have your pants down. The actual meaning of it is "DAMN IT WHAT THE FUCK"

Setting : Imagine you are in a game and your friend kills you.
*Friend kills you
Friend : "haha"
You : "FUCK ME SIDEWAYS"

by IThinkILoveMyCrushXD December 10, 2016

rocking a sidepipe

When a male wears pants so tight, the outline of of his genitalia can be seen. Hence, giving the impression that he is rocking a sidepipe.

"Johnny wears pants so tight, he's rocking a sidepipe 24/7."

by brianxymox July 16, 2006

Sidewalk Phalanx

A phenomena that occurs when a group of people walk side by side, blocking the entire sidewalk in a phalanx formation. Can be either intentional or simply the actions of inconsiderate, oblivious people.

If that sidewalk phalanx does not let me through I might have to walk in the dirt!

by lolcatzzzzzz March 7, 2010

Sidewalk Scraper

A term used to describe a well hung little person.

Well, I’ve now heard it all. Apparently Keith went to the midget tossing competition, and this little guy named Otto won. I guess Otto was so excited, he ripped his clothes off and what was hiding underneath? A 12 inch Sidewalk Scraper. Keith said he was a little devastated with the load, not very big at all. He said the Dong to ball ratio wasn’t right, but the girth of the old clamslammer made up for it!

by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020

Side Bird

Sexual position for less capable men. Much like the side dog but a less aggressive version. Preferred by decades long married couples. A position a Reverend might use.

Side bird took pressure off Rev’s back making it easier for him to perform.

by Poolside June 23, 2020