Self Induced Drama Syndrom (SIDS): When an individual percieves there to be a problem and causes all other s around them to be miserable for absolutly no reason.
My mother was very upset and yelled at me and my wife and my wife yelled at me and I let them know they had a bad case of SIDS
Sudden InfantileDumbass Syndrome. Occurs when an adult baby is placed in time out and loses a toy and he tries to get it unsuccessfully, and he gets hurt or dies because of it
When Barnaby was placed in time out, he discovered that he had lost his teddy bear. As he reached out of his adult-sized crib to get it, the crib closed on his neck crushing it. He had died suddenly of SIDS. He should have waited for his wife to come back after he had cooled off from his tantrum.
Billy (with a lisp): Quinn is such a hot red-headed nugget daddy. I'd love to take his dick..
Bob: Quinn has SIDS. So you're not going to get much of a ride out of that!
Billy: Guess I'll have to suck on his pacifier instead!