comment section soldier

Someone who looks though comments of a post of someone who is usually a minority or oppressed to some extent, or someone who is attacked for a certain opinion that is widely seen as justified and morally right, and debates with the commenters who disagree and attack the speaker/poster.

When it comes to posts about the trans community, I become a comment section soldier and sift through the comments to fight the 12 year olds hating

by Ermmmmm69420 May 13, 2024

poosarian section

A poo so large that it has to be surgically removed

I was absolutely crippling for a poo and it was too big to come out so I had to go to the hospital for a poosarian section

by Slim billy bob March 8, 2025

B-Section

A B-Section is a specialized surgical procedure in which a skilled professional meticulously removes both the hair and follicles from the eyebrows. Often B-Sections lead to Follicurolysis Syndrome and can be fatal.

My drunk friend dared my homeless uncle to get a B-Section he died 2 weeks later.

by the strong voice of the wind T April 3, 2025

C-SECTION

The coworker that puts more effort in disappearing than actually being helpful

Guy 1. Where is the nub ?
Guy2. Haven't seen him all day and we needed help
Guy 1. As soon as c-section is found bring him to me
Guy 2. C-section?
Guy1. He must be afraid labor

by BDE>bde October 20, 2025

separate the saucer section

A sex act where you peg somebody, then unstrap yourself (leaving the dildo in their anus) and change position to service them from the front.

"Squeeze your docking clamps tight, baby. I'm about to separate the saucer section!"

by FoxyMoron666 December 21, 2017

The Bra Section

When your at Target with your mom and you reach the bra section and your trying to look in every direction but there.

Mom: Are you looking at the bra section?!
You: What? No!

Mom: I think you were.

by thatguy942 June 3, 2018

The brass section

The brass section are losers that like making fun of flags. They are the reason we cannot have nice things. They are the band directors worse nightmares. The tubas are the nicest. Overall, this is why the woodwind section is better.

Band director: Which section is the ones out of tune.
Everyone else: The brass section
Band director: That explain so it

by Theflagsarethebestsection November 17, 2018