parental grid

Living within your means. Getting off the Parental Grid: when you are responsible for paying 99% of your bills and expenses. Mom and Dad aren't funding you or your lifestyle any more.

Graduate from college, get your own place, pay all your own bills and get off the parental grid.

by Aunt N January 12, 2011

Parkendu

Parkendu is a Superbug XTP slang used to define someone who displays his or her idiotness for one and all to see and is blissfully unaware about it.

Superbug XTP: He is a huge parkendu!! (forehead slap)

Batman: Right you are Superbug!!

by Superbatman666 November 8, 2011

Parent Zone

When someone likes you (said person has to be someone under 18) but their parents won't let them date anyone, or just you.

Friend 1: "You know that girl I've been talking to? I asked her out and she said she was really into me too, but her parents won't let her date anyone until she's 16."
Friend 2: "You've been parent zoned man.. that sucks."

by Uncle Nerdicus December 26, 2013

Parent Tax

When you get back from trick or treating on Halloween and your parents inspect your stash and steal the good shit.

Me: I got full sized candy bars from the smith residence.
Friend: Oh shit, for real
Me: yea but when I got home I lost them due to the parent tax.

by GreenTag October 31, 2017

Parent hoe

A person who has multiple parents, not only biological.

A: Omg look at him, I wouldn't mind him being my dad.
B: You already have 5 dads, chill, all celebrities can't be your dads!
A: I don't care, I'm a parent hoe so I can have multiple.

by Making new words June 2, 2018

parentildo

Someone who is either of your parents’ friends’ son.

Related: Parentilda

My parentildo is a baby.

by AlvinBalvin321 November 19, 2018

Parental Golddigger

A child or children that are emotionally, physically, or psychologically manipulating their parental figures for monitary gain.

Have you heard John and Barbara's son Mike is a parental Golddigger.

by Vic5150 January 7, 2020