Microwave-behavior

When someone is teasing you sexually but has no intent to have sex with you.

I like to talk about sex with you and sextexting (but I've absolutely no interest to have real sex with you). This is how I express my microwave-behavior.

by Gon69 January 19, 2020

Microwave

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

a Microwave goes MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
DING

by KacperekYT October 20, 2019

Microwave

A tiny version of an oven but better

Person: Frozen pizza yum.

Microwave: beep beep beep beeeep
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
BEEP BEEP BEEP

Person: Ah yes it is finished. Time for vibe.

by MinniPandaa March 1, 2020

microwave

means yes

girl: want to play siege?
other girl: microwave, ill be on in 5

by microwave im gay April 16, 2020

microwave

funny box that heats up and does funny noise

haha microwave goes RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BEEP RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BEEP BEEP

by your local public microwave May 4, 2020

microgameryt

some kid whos obsessed with ducks #ExoOnTop

anyone : whats your favorite thing?
MicrogamerYT : yea its ducks

by Totally not micro May 31, 2020

Microwave

This is a machine made by the aliens so we can eat the yummy kittens and other things and heat stuff up

Imma cook a cat in a microwave

by KraginMxr June 8, 2020