jerkslaxxing

To slap your cock so hard to generates more length and girth in the penis

Hey ryneilius have you heard of the new meta? jerkslaxxing!

by Ryneilius April 30, 2024

jerkable

noun - (1) the condition or quality of an individual being so full of shit it's coming out their ears;

(2) (archaic) description for manic bards who can't keep their shit together
(3) an apt description of the person reading this right now

Example: "Cut it out, you jerkable asshole!"

by gastroenterologist June 26, 2024

jerkable

adjective - (1) the condition or quality of an individual being so full of shit it's coming out their ears;

(2) (archaic) description for manic bards who can't keep their shit together;
(3) a personality assessment of the person reading this right now

Examples:

"That's the most jerkable bullshit I ever heard."

"Laura is jerkable in the worst way."

"Cut it out, you jerkable asshole!"

by gastroenterologist June 26, 2024

Jerusalem Artichoke

When you are doing the dirty deed with someone, right before they climax, you choke them and send them back to the holy land.

Where’s Jessica?

Oh I gave her the old Jerusalem Artichoke last night, so she’s pretty much out for the count today.

by Powderpuffsquirrel4848 November 26, 2024

Jerkserker

Someone who constantly and aggressively jerks off several times a day and has anger issues.

John beats his meat all the time dude, and he always breaks shit when he gets mad. He's such a jerkserker!

by A Karen December 31, 2024

Jerkmate Ranked

Popular online form of entertainment and contests between like-minded people of all ages, who all share a passion for ejaculation, whilst all achieving certain standards of gooning and jelqing. This contest is judged upon the speed, intensity and flair of stroking one's Corpus spongiosum (penis). The competition is carried out in formats of single, doubles and squad.

Billy have you done your work yet?

'Fuck off I'm gooning on Jerkmate Ranked'

by Fondle Monster 69 February 3, 2025

Jerkcat

Act of precisely jerking the pus on the eggplant.

I have him the Jerkcat.

by Ranabachata February 3, 2025