Greaseslide

A greaseslide is what will happen when bacon is elected with an overwhelming vote in 2012 and becomes baconator! A baconator is a benevolent and wise dictator who rules in a Baconocracy! Baconocracy is the choice to unite not divide... Bacon will rule wisely and benevolently. In this politically divided country our best hope for unity is to unite behind bacon in the bacon party. Only bacon can win a true mandate. The bacon party has a vision of world peace where all the diverse peoples of the world unite behind bacon. As we all know, bacon makes everything better. The motto of the bacon party is VOTE FOR GREASE!!! Bacon is the last best hope for the USA!!! Elect bacon in a greaseslide!

In 2012 the bacon party candidate, bacon, was elected in a greaseslide when the people chose a baconocracy!

by jmspaesq November 10, 2010

crotch grease

the lubricant that forms around your ball sac when the temperature becomes too hot.

The crotch grease is building up around me so much you would think we were in an autoshop.

by george tedbetter July 24, 2006

ass grease

The lingering stench left behind, after an individual doesn't shower for five days (or more), eats a lot of mexican food, and drinks excessively. Not even half a bottle of fabric refresher/air sanitizer will eliminate this stench.

I dare you to go in Lesley's room because it smells like ass grease. Good luck because you will most likely dry heave.

by Kate, Lesley, and Lydia October 3, 2005

Greased Lightning

A cigarette that has been "greased" (dipped) in "lightning" (lean aka Promethazine with Codeine).

I always hit a Greased Lightning on my break, at work, to get a nice buzz going.

by Katisuyorudan February 6, 2014

Grease Lightning

To ejaculate onto ones hair, then, swirl it thus creating the John Travolta hair style, then when they look at you, say. " Electrifying!"

Last night while watching From Paris With Love, with my gf, we decided to have sex, then I missed her face and hit her hair, she was unhappy and twirled it by accident, and I laughed and said. "You look like John Travolta, Electrifying!"
haha, she was not happy. Thank you Grease Lightning.

by TreySongzz May 2, 2011

gread

A fumbling of speech when talking hastily, cross between grade and weed.

(-Specificaly used by the sickest mandems in the NW-)

Example 01 :
Oi bruv quick this brer is shottin gread

by modmunk August 17, 2007

greasedick

A Mediterranean male - derogatory.

Conforming to the Greasy Dago stereotype.

"Sal is such an asshole, I would like to kick that greasedick's Wop ass"

by der Alte Fritz July 5, 2006