Viking funeral

when you're fucking your partner doggy style, you light their hair on fire and dunk his/her head in a toilet.

My apartment smelled like pure evil after i gave my girlfriend a viking funeral last night...

by backlashjack February 18, 2011

funder

fun thunder,its like thunder but its less dangerous and more fun

Mommy can i go play in the funder

by eric fool September 5, 2003

fufner

An old man who wears a hat. Usually sporting a large mustache and cardigan (knitted).

Hey, you sass that hoopy fufner? That cardigan makes him look teh smoog.

by Ben July 27, 2003

Funeral climber

A person who's alterior motives at a funeral and the reception afterword, is to smooze and social climb while attending said services.

Did you see Mark working the room at Jane's Wake after the service? What a funeral climber...

by Fred Christ April 15, 2008

funversation

well, you name it: a conversation filled with laughter and tears of laughter, you can't stop chatting and have a bit of a crush at the end of the conversation, you are high on words basically. Very good for your abs and rosy cheeks.

"omg, we had such long funversation ! her vocabulary gave me bit of a boner." - "this guy knows all the lines in the play on words. I hope we will have another funversation"

by fling-a-ling October 4, 2013

Funderemployed

Not quite fun-employed. Underemployed or not having enough hours but not caring and having a good time.

I'm funderemployed - I'm down to ten hours a week but don't care.

by frick1 February 24, 2010

funeral for a friend

A band for girls who want to pretend they are some kind of rock chick.
Reknowned for looking like dorks, I am ashamed to live in the country next to theirs.
Welsh people across the nation have been crying themselves to sleep at night for one of the following reasons:
1)They are ashamed that this band are from their nation
2)They like this band and are emo-kiddies whose lifes are so hard and unbearable.

"Hey my life is so hard so I went and bought this FFAF CD."
"Whys your life hard?"
"I have an ex-girlfriend."
"Oh jee that is a shame man... hey but at least you can create an emo band now."

by Jonny January 5, 2005