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shit faced

so drunk that your head spins in a million directions and often causes the urge to take off clothing and screw till there is no tommorow
I got so shit faced I slept with a knome
by lalalakissmyass July 24, 2008
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feed the porcelain pelican

To excrete waste via the anus - to take a huge shit.
Fuck mate, back in a moment, gotta feed the porcelain pelican.
by Raevn April 3, 2006
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Having bad times financially. Not having any money, being broke.
I have been so broke, I had to start jacking the dog off to feed the cat!
by Neil White November 5, 2008
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Feed The Beast

A mod pack for minecraft that adds 60+ mods and makes it more complex.
I got bored of minecraft so i downloaded feed the beast.
by Crafter January 13, 2013
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Book-Faced

When you leave your facebook open and your friends post updates/change pictures.
Did you hear Kellen loves the cock? He posted it on facebook!" "Nah, Jared Book-Faced the shit outta him, although he may still love the cock anyways...
by Bonzo321 July 8, 2010
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bottom feeder

a loser who profits from the fortunes of others. A low or despicable person.
by thekid1234567891011 May 17, 2018
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faced

adjective describing a person who is severely intoxicated. Can be used in place of shitfaced
Man, when we walked into that chic's house last night I was totally faced
by Hotknives September 11, 2003
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