shit faced

so drunk that your head spins in a million directions and often causes the urge to take off clothing and screw till there is no tommorow

I got so shit faced I slept with a knome

by lalalakissmyass July 24, 2008

feed the porcelain pelican

To excrete waste via the anus - to take a huge shit.

Fuck mate, back in a moment, gotta feed the porcelain pelican.

by Raevn April 3, 2006

jacking the dog off to feed the cat

Having bad times financially. Not having any money, being broke.

I have been so broke, I had to start jacking the dog off to feed the cat!

by Neil White November 5, 2008

Feed The Beast

A mod pack for minecraft that adds 60+ mods and makes it more complex.

I got bored of minecraft so i downloaded feed the beast.

by Crafter January 13, 2013

Book-Faced

When you leave your facebook open and your friends post updates/change pictures.

Did you hear Kellen loves the cock? He posted it on facebook!" "Nah, Jared Book-Faced the shit outta him, although he may still love the cock anyways...

by Bonzo321 July 8, 2010

bottom feeder

a loser who profits from the fortunes of others. A low or despicable person.

Zaman Bhimji is a total bottom feeder.

by thekid1234567891011 May 17, 2018

faced

adjective describing a person who is severely intoxicated. Can be used in place of shitfaced

Man, when we walked into that chic's house last night I was totally faced

by Hotknives September 11, 2003