diddled

to be raped by a dinosaur, preferably a t-rex.

Yo man, I was walking home from the subway station last night and I got diddled by some guy in a Barney costume!

by jammer2500 October 29, 2008

Diddling

In short, to fool around with someone.

I saw my roomate diddling!!

by ~* JESSICA *~ December 16, 2004

Diddams

Diddams is used to describe a good or very cleaver trait in a persons personality, deriving from "Didimus" the Greek god who eternally preforms amazing feats and/or poses-es awe inspiring traits

You got some "Diddams" skill there

by mintymintmintmint June 12, 2011

Diddly

Another name for sex.

Hunter: You dun diddly?
Austin: I dun Diddly ;)

by Silly steve January 12, 2011

DIDDLeiddleiddleyidllEEARRRRRWAHHH

The infamous sound effect created for 'A Current Affair' used to create tension when leading into their various "news" stories.

As translated by the fabulous Nick B.

"DIDDLeiddleiddleyidllEEARRRRRWAHHH! Next on A Current Affair, a man who nearly got away with murder, until his love for karaoke drew him back into the public eye.. a decision we would one day regret..."

by Milk & Cheese April 8, 2005

Diddly squat

A unit of currency, worth a predicted £525m a week after brexit.

According to Boris Johnson, one Diddly Squat will be worth £525m per week after Brexit.

by Thrifty Amoeba September 3, 2018

Uncle Diddles

The oddball uncle in a backwoods West Virgina family who fondles all of the children. This character is usually between 5'3" and 5'6" and weighs no more than 120 pounds. He has little to no teeth and long stringy hair complimented by a long stringy beard.

Billy Sue: "I don't wanna go to Uncle Diddles house! Everytime I do my ass ends up hurting for 3 days!"

by Big Daddy Longdick August 8, 2011