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Bartley

A level of status. Typically used in reference to being physically, mentally, performance-wise, or even theoretically incapable. All versions have to do with describing the level of being an idiot and fuck up.
1. Physical. (Ow! I just had a Bartley moment, I fucked up my thumb by smashing it with a hammer.)

2. Mentally. (That man is having a Bartley kind of day. He just keeps messing up the simplest of things and can’t get anything right.)

3. Performance-wise. (Hey do you see how slow that guy is working? I could work circles around him!)
by Bartleyisanidiot December 5, 2022
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Beach Battle Scars

n. And injury sustained for a trip to a beach. Most common forms are sun burn, scrapes for seashells, or sand in the vagina.
No way am I going today, I haven't finished tending to my beach battle scars from last time.
by Straz 616 July 5, 2010
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Preposterous Battle

A battle where two or more friends compete to use the most instances of the words preposterous or preposterously.
"It is preposterously preposterous how preposterously preposterous this preposterously preposterous Preposterous Battle is, and it is preposterously preposterous when people say preposterous, preposterously, or preposterously preposterous in a preposterously long sentence.
by International June 26, 2013
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Battery Battle

A challenge for only the greatest (and horniest) men on Earth. A not so easy task awaits you.
The rules are simple:
1. You have your phone at 5%
2. The phone is not charging (no power saving mode)
3. Your screen brightness is all the way up
4. You have to nut before your phone dies

Good luck men.
My phone's gonna die, gotta do the Battery Battle.
James is so weak, he lost in the Battery Battle.
by Pink Fairy Armadillo November 22, 2018
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Squad battles

1. A place where neeks gather because they cannot play real people, they find solitude in beating a fucking computer on beginner difficulty.

2. Like division rivals but for those with no friends and lots of time.
Did you see Charlie playing squad battles?”

“Eww what a nonce”
by Div_rivals_gang October 12, 2020
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fortnite battle pass

fortnite battle pass yea i just shit out my ass booting up my pc cuz i need me to get that fortnite battle pass
*gunshot*
i wouldent try and get the fortnite battle pass
by Nice one Perma March 16, 2022
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Boof Battle

You attach a straw from your butthole to a strippers butthole and fart cocaine back and forth
Hey man check it out! Pube Pirate and Buff Bucket are on the bar having a boof battle!”
by 3tbspOfgravy March 18, 2022
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