traffic hazard

a nigger in the road.

jim bob: "when your heading towards the stadium, look out for traffic hazards."
rupert: "you mean potholes?"
jim bob: "no the niggers trying to flag you down so they can charge you to park in their yard and then yell at you for not slowing down."

by milkacow5_mom April 29, 2010

traff

the traff is a sect of religion following the lord traff who ascended from heaven onto earth where he turned himself into a form of a spider and climbed mount everest in the year 1842.

that kid is soo traff.

aka godlike

by 97rradfordkirby June 27, 2011

laffy taffy

front part of a womans vagina.

she was shakin her laffy taffy all over the place.

by Clay Minor December 28, 2005

traff

noun
1)A crazy or insanely humerous person.
2)Someone with a great sense of humor
3)A person who makes up words.
4)Non college ruled paper.

Lol that girl is such a traff, she always cracks me up!

That ass tried to give me a piece of traff! The teacher counted off for using noncollege ruled paper!

by Daniel November 14, 2004

Regular Traffic

A vehicle that would not make any normal person look twice. A boring looking car. One you may see every day.

Oh he has a WRX? Dude… That’s regular traffic.

by Post Shalom July 13, 2022

trafficist

one who gains pleasure from sitting in traffic for prolong periods of time

John is such a trafficist, he refuses to leave early in order to commute in the peak traffic times.

by John R. Clarke October 22, 2008

Traffucked

to be fucked by horrible traffic.

Christina was TRAFFUCKED this morning because of the overturned big rig on the 60 freeway.

by KroqnGirl July 23, 2009