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Talen

Talen's usually think they are hot shit but in reality they are huge douche bags who wear flannel shirts. They have a keen interest in Girls with a smaller stature and they constantly check snap-chat to see if a girl will send them nudes.
Friend 1:"yo who's that guy over there?"
Friend 2:"hes a stupid fucking Talen"
by Bob Sackrider February 7, 2019
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talent scouting

When a guy or girl goes somewhere like the movies, fiesta texas, beach, etc & looks for someone to holler at . Somone who looks really attractive & has "talent" such as either a big dick, huge boobs, or big ass.
Bob: "Dammn, that movie was sick foo !"
Cameron: "I know man, but i missed the ending."
Bob: "How ? You were in the movie with me the whole time"
Cameron: "This Brunette-"
Bob: "Ahh c'mon dog, don't tell me some fat chick got in the way."
Cameron: "Fat, ? no. But her boobs got in the way"
Bob: "Talent Scouting again ?"
Cameron: "No, but damnn she was fine as hell B."
by Roni<3 July 5, 2009
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hot talent

The skill pertaining to being hot. Being "hot" / "attractive" is more than just physical appearance, it also depends on personality and charisma. This is what the hot talent speaks.
"Whoa, did you see Jenny? That girl has one helluva hot talent, she's the whole deal."
by Not So Slim Jim July 26, 2004
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Talent

Being able to twist one's man's balls and scratch one's man's ass at the same time. Also being able to stretch one's titties and stuff them in her ass.
"That girl Stephanie has mad talent... if you catch my drift.."
by JayR August 27, 2003
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talent

Director says "It's a mistake to ask the talent what they want to do. I just tell them what I want them to do."
by angelsix December 14, 2008
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no talent ass clown

one who just is a complete and total loser all around no ifs ands or buts about it
woody allen-what the fuck has woody allen done except make some of the stupidist peices of shit movies ive ever seen
by fuck you, thats my name June 13, 2003
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talinet

Talinet (Tal-ee-net)

n. The Talinet are infamous internet terrorists (see also Troll or Talibanet) and the main objective of the Talinet is to spread sadness throughout the e-land, by engaging in as much mindless, illogical, hate-speech as their furious little fingers can type up.

The Talinet have a death grip on YouTube right now. They are usually lurkers, posting no videos of their own, but they are very verbose in their criticism of other YouTubers. Some of the Talinet can be Googled to reveal that they are very prolific indeed, and have spammed up other discussion groups as well (i.e. run a Google search for negroidlatte).

Talinet is a combination of the words Taliban and Internet, and flows much better than the previously coined, Talibanet.
"Damn! The Talinet have flagged my video, AGAIN!!!"

"My account has been suspended? Fucking Talinet!"
by CruelRaspberry September 24, 2008
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