by sullymess November 16, 2009
Get the Swedish Lip Balm mug.A 'game' were players sit in a circle and cry while masturbating into their faces. The first to go loses, as does the last. Everyone loses when you play unloadem'.
The game can also be played in solitude and the same rules apply.
The game can also be played in solitude and the same rules apply.
James was so dissapointed with his math exam grade that he went home and played swedish unloadem' all night. There's nothing like the taste of tear-sweetened jizz running down your nose and dripping onto your lips.
by Pacco_Jumbro January 29, 2010
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#1 Dude, I was eating out Amelia last night and she gave me a swedish stove.
#2 Dude that's fucking awesome!
#1 Yeah it tasted like jollyranchers.
#2 Dude that's fucking awesome!
#1 Yeah it tasted like jollyranchers.
by Sargeras Zuta October 20, 2010
Get the Swedish Stove mug.The technique of fluidly and discreetly hiding an unwanted erection with one's waistband.
This is accomplished by:
1) Discreetly pulling out your waistband with your thumbs.
2) Lifting the leg which your erection is laying against and rotating it in a forward-circular motion, similar to an Olympic hurdler.
3) Catching said erection in your waistband whilst lowering your leg to its natural posture.
4) Continue on with your head held high, knowing the population is oblivious to your throbbing secret.
This is accomplished by:
1) Discreetly pulling out your waistband with your thumbs.
2) Lifting the leg which your erection is laying against and rotating it in a forward-circular motion, similar to an Olympic hurdler.
3) Catching said erection in your waistband whilst lowering your leg to its natural posture.
4) Continue on with your head held high, knowing the population is oblivious to your throbbing secret.
High schoolers would be wading through a proverbial forest of dongs if it weren't for the art of the Swedish Tuck.
by cockmed March 3, 2011
Get the Swedish Tuck mug.when a man and a woman scissor, with the female inserting the penis into her vagina while grabing the penis with her thumb and forefinger and twisting in a anti-clockwise motion
by the dirty sweed July 12, 2011
Get the Swedish Pipe Wrench mug.A guy who is a pig and likes to root in big piles of dirt. Swedish Samuel is someone who is formerly known as Swedish Musicikon Bert Karlsson who likes to swim in milk etc.
To agitate SwedishSamuel all you have to do is HackaHål or chop a hole in his head to make him very very angry and to rage. This practice is very amusing for everyone but him.
To agitate SwedishSamuel all you have to do is HackaHål or chop a hole in his head to make him very very angry and to rage. This practice is very amusing for everyone but him.
by Sneaksy93 November 27, 2011
Get the SwedishSamuel mug.When an EMO girl dresser her vagina in razorblades and therefore cuts of the penis when it is inserted.
by lessmills September 25, 2013
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