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Dick Squeeze

"That fuckhead was so horny that he left us to go the get a Dick Squeeze with one of his old girlfriends."
by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023
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Squeeze me

Simply “excuse me?!” In a more sassy and most importantly White Chicks (the movie) kind of way
Errr SQUEEZE ME what did she say about me?!?!?!?
by Su11y February 28, 2019
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squeeze the weiner

Being forced out of your job because you sent explicit photos, tweets, and emails.
Anthony would not resign his post because of sexual misconduct. The longer he lied and complained, the more his colleagues would squeeze the weiner.
by SqueezeTheWeiner December 11, 2011
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Squeezing the wheel

A term used for a guy masturbating while driving.
Last week, I saw a guy squeezing the wheel on 696.
by spada128 April 30, 2008
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[sangria squeeze]

(noun)- formed from the old english term "sango" meaning " to juice". it involves squeezing a females breasts until sweet alcohol leaks from the pores.
O edward, did you give her another sangria squeeze in the water of the quarry?
by dankyne July 1, 2007
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squeeze box

Double stuffing a girl with a vibrator and dick at the same time
She's a tight fit when she's down with a squeeze box
by Dick16 October 9, 2017
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Squeeze Willy

Yet another spoof of the phrase "Free Willy", this one was thought of about 30 seconds ago.
Squeeze Willy. It feels like a sponge!
by Zach G. December 6, 2003
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