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When you have a really hairy bush and jerk off, so hairy that you aren't just Spanking The Monkey anymore, you're Spanking The Gorilla.
When you have a really hairy bush and jerk off, so hairy that you aren't just Spanking The Monkey anymore, you're Spanking The Gorilla.
Matt resorted to Spanking The Gorilla all night long after not receiving anything more than a handjob from his girlfriend earlier that day.
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2) Get Drunk
3) Have a One night stand
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5) Repeat This over and over again
2) Get Drunk
3) Have a One night stand
4) Get kicked out your house by your wife
5) Repeat This over and over again
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Person 2: "They're probably spucking. Gross."
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I just finished painting 138 spindles, and as with any repetitive tasks one's mind tends to wander. Suddenly the word spindling came to me to describe what I was doing, I believe I coined a new word...
I just finished painting 138 spindles, and as with any repetitive tasks one's mind tends to wander. Suddenly the word spindling came to me to describe what I was doing, I believe I coined a new word...
I've spent the last two days painting that handrail going upstairs, it feels like I've been spindling for a week!
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She loves it when you pull out " spackle the kitchen " after devastating that pussy.
Sorry I was late to work , I was busy "Spackling The Kitchen " with your wife again this morning .
Sorry I was late to work , I was busy "Spackling The Kitchen " with your wife again this morning .
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